LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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