colfersaurusrex:

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via alexernstblog)

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

c-rystalizing:

"hey why don’t you do something productive for once?"

nymphmaniac:  Vlada Backstage @ Viktor & Rolf Fall Winter 2008

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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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blackgirlsrpretty2:

younggiftedafricanqueen:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

true 

:(

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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

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